drsmashlove

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THE LIL ONE AIN EEN MAD ABOUT GETTING HIS HEAD TOP BIT OFF LOL DIS TEW MUCH πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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30067 | 529 | 10 hours ago
Now u all know I love to use this platform to discuss serious issues. That don't make me popular but I'm not concerned with popularity. I'm concerned with creating dialogue. With that said I want to take this moment to discuss a serious issue we face as a human race, which is cancer. Cancer is a disease in which abnormal cells divide uncontrollably and destroy body tissue. It can develop in a woman breasts, in a man's prostate, anywhere. And, if not detected early and treated, it can kill u. Today I would like to focus on a specific form of cancer that is wreaking havoc on us while we sit and watch and I see NOBODY doing anything about it. And that cancer is the song Despacito. Bruv. Is u kidding me? First I heard this song as a suggested hit on Apple Music. Not gon lie I gave it a couple listens and may have een danced a little. Low key? That "besito besito" kissy kissy shit is festive. But bruv. Bieber remixed this sh!t and now it's on all the radio stations. Went to my Kurdish homie crib over the weekend and the DJ played the Arabic version - THIS MF SAID "baseeta baseeta" ("easy easy"). People lost they damn mind. Had to go hide in the bathroom with ear buds in playing A Boogie just to cleanse my palette πŸ˜–. Watched my homie's snap he's in Iceland right now and one of our bro's was playing the ukelele for a bunch of Icelandics in the forest and HE SANG DESPACITO AND THE ICELANDICS WERE SINGING ALONG. THE VIKINGS AINT DIE ON LARGE SAILBOATS OF MALNUTRITION ON THE WAY TO DISCOVER MINNESOTA FOR THIS SHIT. With that said I beg u. If u have a playlist with Despacito, delete it. If u Jewish and u having a bar mitzvah for yo son Joshua, play anything. Play Taylor Swift. But I beg u please do not let the goofy black DJ in the sparkly True Religion baseball cap and tight black suit from Express with a Janet Jackson head set on spin Despacito. AND TO ALL MY ARABIANS. YALL ARE ON NOTICE. I OPPOSE THE MUSLIM TRAVEL BAN BUT KEEP PLAYING ARABIAN DESPACITO AND I WILL START SUPPORTING IT ON THE BASIS THAT WE'RE KEEPING OUR COUNTRY SAFE AND I MEAN THAT SHIT. Only u can stop cancer. I beg y'all. Let's lock arms and FIX THIS. BLESS UP πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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27485 | 370 | 18 hours ago
(@hilarious.ted) is my daily source for pupper cuteness.
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24420 | 119 | 20 hours ago
Her eyes after I tell her I wanna devour the Nani from behind AFTER she work out because I'm an animal πŸ€— #LemsteThatMarinade #BlessUp πŸ‘…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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36125 | 520 | 1 day ago
THIS IS INCREDIBLY SAD BUT ALSO BEAUTIFULLY HEARTWARMING 😍 p.s. Where she at doe I think she need a dawg like me in her life somebody find her bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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38883 | 256 | 1 day ago
When ur homie shy AF and also u drunk AF so u walk around the club introducing him to various women mainly to embarrass him #RealFrenz πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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31921 | 190 | 1 day ago
ADULTHOOD IS BEING AT A PARTY THAT'S LIT ASF AND SMILING AND DANCING AND KISSING PEOPLE ON THE CHEEK BUT LOW KEY WISHING U WERE HOME IN YOUR SUPERMAN PAJAMAS EATING JENI'S ICE CREAM WATCHING NETFLIX BLESS UP πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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32589 | 135 | 2 days ago
Now what do I listen to when I'm turnin down? That's easy. I got an addiction. It's a shameless one. An unbending one. I'm addicted to H.E.R. - she mystifies me and hypnotizes me - go check out H.E.R., Vol. 1 and H.E.R., Vol. 2. Nobody knows her face, nobody knows her name, nobody knows her background. All u get is the music and it's enchanting. She is a magical motherfvcking enchantress. Plain and simple. If u just wanna get your feet wet check out "Say It Again" ... when she says "boy you know I don't get naughty for anybody" ... cot damn 😩😍. Comment below with the music u put on when u wanna just light something up, turn down and vibe out bless up πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜ (pic: @okpinecone)
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51547 | 353 | 2 days ago
One of my lil homegirls DM me asking to post a morning playlist for the gym if u wanna turn up like smash and hit them personal records and get them sweaty nipples while u let them muscles ripple πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚. Without further delay here is what imma be turnin up to this morning while my veins pop out: (1) Quality Control feat. Offset, Takeoff, and Quavo, "Too Hotty", (2) Post Malone feat. 21 Savage, "rockstar", (3) J. Cole feat. Drake, "In the Morning", (4) Gucci Mane feat. The Wknd, "Curve", (5) A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie, "Wrong Ni**a", (6) Rae Sremmurd, "Perplexing Pegasus", (7) Zeina, "Fallin" (this is my lil homegirl from Canada - she's a genius and she's next up - IG: @zeinamates ), (8) Frank Ocean, "Provider", (9) Alicia Keys, "Unthinkable", (10) A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie, "Say A", (11) Chris Brown, "Questions", (12) MadeinTYO, "Depends", (13) Xxxtentacion, "Look at Me". Now pardon me while I go turn up on this battle rope at the gym LEH GO! πŸ’ͺ P.s. Comment your morning workout turn-up jams below πŸ˜πŸ‘Œ
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68561 | 459 | 2 days ago
10/10 would Benadryl this heavenly floofer and then stuff it into my man bag satchel and kidnap it so we can start a new life together πŸ€—πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ (Follow @drsmashlove)
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40400 | 327 | 3 days ago
FIRST FRIDA KAHLO THE SEXY ARTIST WITH THE UNIBROW AND CONFUSED BONER MUSTACHE AND NOW FRIDA THE EXKREMELY GOOD GIRL HERO RESCUE DOG I DON'T THINK ANY MORE EVIDENCE IS REQUIRED THAT GIRLS NAMED FRIDA ARE BAE AF #WhereMyFridaAt #SomebodyFindHer πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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42471 | 318 | 3 days ago
Travelled to Minneapolis for work lemme scientifically explain for y'all why Minneapolis lit AF. (1) It's basically Canada (which is my second home πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦). Everybody nice AF. Friendly AF. Courteous AF for no cot damn reason except they happy to live in a low key beautiful lil city with 1700 thousands lakes nearby to satisfy all your water recreational needs. (2) Like Canada, it's hella Somalians, Ethiopians and Sudani people here all of whom are exkremely kind hearted gentle wonderful attractive people some of whom have large avatar lookin foreheads lol. Went to Target downtown seent seven cashiers in a row all Somali sisters with hijab damn near had a tear in my eye. Screamed ASSALAMA LAIKUM! loud AF and didn't even scare nobody like in some parts of the country that may have resulted in bullets flying but in Minneapolis everybody just giggling and cheerful. (3) Most white people here got Scandinavian blood so the women tall thin shapely blond and beautiful like they all could have 4.3m on Instagram but they just tryina get off work at Nordstroms Rack and sit on the couch with they dog lol they ain't bout that fit tea life. My advice? Move to Minneapolis. All these Africans gon have babies with all these Scandinavians and they gon fuck around and generate a race of absolutely spectacular AF babies with totally random wonderful features (some of whom have large avatar foreheads πŸ€—) - u don't wanna be late to the party - get in before it become exclusive - always buy the stock when it's low - right now Minneapolis is where Amazon was six years ago y'all better get in on this before everybody find out bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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51287 | 283 | 3 days ago
(@x__social_butterfly__x) posts heart-warming furry critter memes.
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44829 | 436 | 3 days ago
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS BABY HAS ONLY ONE EYE BROW I'M IN LOVE LOL πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“·: @2la_fae)
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31815 | 214 | 5 days ago
91 DEGREES IN CHICAGO - GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL AF AND SCARY AF BUT MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN BEFORE WE ALL COOK πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (follow @drsmashlove πŸ‘ˆ)
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34564 | 189 | 5 days ago
So one of my followers sent me the following DM: "So I went out on a date with a guy I met on coffee meets bagel on Thursday and we had a really good time. We bought each other drinks and talked and laughed. At the end of the date we made out twice. Everything seemed like it was fine and on Sunday curiosity got the best of me and I asked him if he had any more coffee meets bagel dates coming up and that's when it went downhill..." Now I don't blame y'all for asking this question. It's utterly valid. In the 1950s in this country a date would go that well and y'all were basically getting married. Maybe one more date (burgers and floats) and then a third date where u have him over for dinner to meet your entire cot damn family. And he leave and yo papa just like "Well. Jim looks like a goodly boy. Had his hair cut. Had his shoe leather shined. Gainfully employed at the local factory. Sally if you'd like to marry this boy, I would not lodge an objection. Is he Catholic?" Done. Now y'all walking down the MF aisle. He ain't een catholic he episcopal but the date went so well that he a new religion now lol. In 2017 tho? Y'all (1) date for 18 months, (2) took a trip to Italy together, (3) met each of y'all families, (4) merged friend groups, and u see a text on his phone that say "laying in bed trying to sleep thinking of u zaddy wyd ☺️" and u like "Jim?" And Jim without batting an eye just like "SEE THIS IS WHY I HAVE DOUBTS U DON'T EVEN TRUST ME." Jim? πŸ˜‚ Bottom line - men got way too much choice now and it effed they entire bean up. My suggestion: see how it play out a little bit first before u ask or insinuate what else he got going on. It's gon go one of a few ways regardless: (1) y'all gon fall madly in love and u won't have to ask. (2) it won't go anywhere anyway so u were better off not asking. (3) u start to feel jealous all the time bc he one of them dudes who breed jealousy and u should just eject anyway. (4) u put that fire Punani on him and HE turn into a jealous mess and u just like "chill baby I'm yours." <-- for most of my pretty ass followers, number (4) will apply - u just gotta be patient for the right one. U feel me? Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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45688 | 268 | 5 days ago
(@doggosdoingthings) posts h*ckin adorable doggos and puppers.
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29327 | 107 | 5 days ago
PUPPERINO ON THE FAR RIGHT TRYINA POKE HIS LIL HEAD IN THO πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ (follow @drsmashlove πŸ‘ˆ)
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38281 | 280 | 6 days ago
So whenever I mention "cuffing season" in my captions, I get comments and DMs from bewildered (principally Caucasian) female followers (love y'all! πŸ˜‚) asking what "cuffing season" is. Lemme expound upon this topic real quick. Urban Dictionary (which is essentially our generation's version of Webster πŸ€—) states, and I quote: "During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed." Basically in Chicago the weather get real cold real quick in October and so women who spent the summer swiping right are now desirous of a man with whom they can hibernate and share body heat. I know cuffing season has hit when ladies I met one (1) time this past summer start sending the following texts: (A) "hey you :)" with a photo in only a tank top cuddling her dog or cat attached. Translation: "look at this cozy ass atmosphere, this could be yours from October to April if you want ☺️" (caveat: I love cats but I'm allergic AF so the caveman in me gon be a lil reluctant to hibernate in a cave full of cat dander that could kill me however if I see skretch marks and cozy lil cellulite dots on them thighs the same caveman gon say "OOGA BOOGA! BIRTHING HIPS AND THIGHS ON THIS ONE! CLUB HER OVER THE HEAD AND PROCREATE WITH HER, SHE MAKE GOOD CAVE CHIRREN!" <-- THIGH 'IMPERFECTIONS' BRING OUT THE SENSUAL CAVEMAN πŸ€—πŸ˜‚). (B) Some of u sneaky ladies simply gon send a pic of a plate of warm, chewy fresh-baked frosted cookies with the text "lol I always bake too much - who's gonna help me eat these?" SOLD - THICK THIGHS ARE WONDROUS BUT A BROTHER NEED COOKIES - SEE U ALL WINTER, MA - I'LL BE KEEPING A SPARE NAVY ZEGNA SUIT, TWO SPARE LIGHT BLUE BESPOKE DRESS SHIRTS, AND SOCKS/DRAWLS IN YO CLOSET PLEASE KEEP THE CAT AWAY FROM THEM SEE U SOON BLESS UP πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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59758 | 550 | 6 days ago
(@dogsbeingbasic) posts the most adorable puppers and doggos.
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34486 | 156 | 6 days ago
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