UPDATE: The inevitable happened yesterday. I had a bath. I was unimpressed but lady human said I smelt like old socks and hospital bedding. I'm home now which is great although I do miss all the pretty lady nurses. They said I was the cutest thing they'd ever seen. I believe them. I was feeling very sick and couldn't eat for a few days but the vets gave me lots of great drugs which means I can eat a little again. I still can't see my brother yet but the humans have set me up a pretty sweet pad. So, all in all not too bad! Anyone got any Netflix recommendations? Love you all.